my 18 year old brother while standing in the ocean: there's so much water
laughslastforever: You’ve got to hand it to Taylor Swift. Every time she makes a song, not only is it a slap in the face to her most recent ex, but she then proceeds to make thousands of dollars for doing so.
teapayne: how scary would It be if you lean your head back to stretch and a pez pops out of your neck
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
i can feel you judging me from across the internet and i am uncomfortable
sir-laughsalot: I spent the entire day thinking about the future. You guys ever just feel so uncertain about what’s to come that you can’t help but wonder about it all?