May 2013
me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
him: hi
me: sweet jesus why are you perfect
itsbetterthananal:
my dad just yelled up the stairs “CHLOE DID YOU KNOW THE WEATHERMAN WAS GAY I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS GAY HE JUST GOT MARRIED TO HIS BOYFRIEND” and i was like which weatheman are we talking about here and he said “THE BLONDE ONE WITH THE SHARP HAIR CUT AND THE TIGHT PECS AND THE HOT ASS BODY” dad is there something you want to tell me
themagiccane:
Never be ashamed of the fashion style you like Never be ashamed of the type of music you like Never be ashamed of the TV shows you watch Never be ashamed of the movies you like Never be ashamed of what you draw Never be ashamed of what books you like Never be ashamed of your ships Never be ashamed of being you
lardypoison:
tiptoeing is so weird MY TOES CAN HOLD MY BODY wow
babyferaligator:
Studies show that if theres gonna be free food I will show up 100% of the time
urbancatfitters:
notes on selfies speak louder than words
coolscar:
*accidentally opens undesired program* *heart races as i try to force quit before it can fully open*
